Ok. So last night I went to my house mate claires mothers house for dinner. The food was exquisite – bested only by the conversation.
We went swimming. I hit my ear on a pipe and stifled a yelp. Over the following few minutes, I would reveal to claire my secret lobe infection, she would summon her mother (nurse), I would towel off and find myself on my side on a couch, staring at the needle in her hand.
The procedure went for about ten minutes. It hurt a lot and at one point the piercing hole of my left lobe sprayed a 1.5m dart of puss.
The following shows a mere fraction of the terror, trauma and agony I endured last night. Enjoy you sadistic fuck.
Frankie xx
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