Christmas Commuter

Thanks to everyone who threw their hands in the air last night. Formers were amazing too. You can all give yourselves a big word on the mouf.

Last night we partied at norris’, post gig. I had to catch a plane to Melbourne at 6am so I left the party at like 4:30. I got to the airport by 5ish, checked in and boarded by 5:45. Then I woke up when we landed at maybe 7:30. The flight attendant laughed at me when I alighted; I put this down to my chronic and infamous snorning condition. Then I got a sky bus to southern cross station at like 8:15. I woke up at the station to someone pulling my arm and again laughing at my expense as everyone had gone. Then, when I went to get a train to Geelong, I was swiftly shut down with the old there’s-no-seats-left-on-the-9am-you’ll-have-to-get-the-10am line.

So I smoked some darts and beatboxed with my mouf for a bit.

Now it’s 10:07am. I’m on the train and will be picked up at 11:00am. Things are looking up. Merry Christmas xx

Enclosed is a picture of me hitting a festive rock bottom x

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